1. Dil ki dhadkan ko tune hi samjhaya,
Par ECG report pe sabne hasi aayi.
2. Pyaar mein tere khoye, dil bekaraar hai,
Magar network nahi milne se message deliver fail hai.
3. Dosti ki raahon mein yaara, hum chal diye,
GPS bhi gaya gum ho gaye, ab Google Maps se puchh rahe.
4. Zindagi ke maze lete hain, tension nahi lete,
Aadhar card mein photo toh humne bhi ulta chipkaya.
5. Aashiqui mein teri deewana ho gaya,
Par kya karein, bank balance zero ho gaya.
6. Chai ki pyaali ho, ya coffee ka jaam,
Par stomach ko dene waale sirf samosa ke hi naam.
7. Badalte zamane mein mohabbat bhi badli,
Ab emojis se pyaar bhi express ho jaata hai.
8. Aankhon se aansu nikle, khushi ke pal yaad aaye,
Par waterproof mascara ne saara drama fail kar daala.
9. Raat ko phone pe message karo, "So ja mere yaar,"
2 ghante baad reply aaye, "Sorry, online nahi tha yaar."
10. Pyaar mein patience rakho, kehete hain sabhi,
Par Uber book karo to driver ko 2 minute bhi nahi rukne aaye.
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